- 1 - 14HalloweenOct. 20, 2003
- 1 - 13Terrorist Training: Part 2Oct. 15, 2003
- 1 - 12Terrorist Training: Part 1Oct. 08, 2003
- 1 - 11Dangle's Moving DayOct. 01, 2003
- 1 - 10Burning Man FestivalSep. 24, 2003
- 1 - 9Garcia's AnniversarySep. 17, 2003
- 1 - 8Clementine Gets MarriedSep. 10, 2003
- 1 - 7Wiegel Suicide WatchSep. 03, 2003
- 1 - 6Help From the FBIAug. 27, 2003
- 1 - 5Jones Gets SuspendedAug. 20, 2003
- 1 - 4Clementine's PregnantAug. 13, 2003
- 1 - 3Execution TicketsAug. 06, 2003
- 1 - 2FireworksJul. 30, 2003
- 1 - 1The PilotJul. 23, 2003
This partially unscripted comedy brings viewers into the squad car as incompetent officers swing into action, answering 911 calls about everything from speeding violations and prostitution to staking out a drug den. Within each episode, viewers catch a "fly on the wall" glimpse of the cops' often politically incorrect opinions, ranging from their personal feelings to professional critiques of their colleagues.